0039: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2009

Mikael Blomkvist: [about Martin Vanger] For fuck's sake, Lisbeth. His father trained him to murder at age sixteen. Anyone would be sick in the head with that kind of upbringing. 
Lisbeth Salander: Shut up about the victimizisation! He almost killed you. He raped and murdered and he enjoyed it. He had the same chances as us to chose what he wanted to be. He was no victim. He was a sadistic motherfucker who hated women. 

0038: The Da Vinci Code

Sir Leigh Teabing: [to Sophie] Can you keep secrets? Can you hear a thing and never say it again? And puzzles and codes, I imagine they lay down to you like lovers. 

0037: Superman Returns

Lex Luthor: [angrily throws coconut into the ocean] 
Kitty Kowalski: Lex! We only have six of those! 
Lex Luthor: Six? 
[laughs maniacally] 
Lex Luthor: [screaming] I would trade three hundred THOUSAND coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a QUART OF GASOLINE! 
Kitty Kowalski: But what will we have to eat? 
Lex Luthor: [eyes the dog in Kitty's arms maliciously] 

0036: Spider Man 2

Peter Parker: [referring to Ock's fusion project] Now, tell me how to stop it! 
Dr. Otto Octavius: It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now. 
Peter Parker: Think! 
Dr. Otto Octavius: Unless... the river. Drown it! 
[a tentacle grabs Peter's arm] 
Dr. Otto Octavius: I'll do it. 

0035: Titanic

Rose: I am not a foreman in one of your mills that you can command. I am your fiancée. 
Cal Hockley: My fian... my fiancée! Yes, you are, and my wife. My wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will honor me. You will honor me the way a wife is required to honor a husband. Because I will not be made a fool, Rose. Is this in any way unclear?
Rose: No. 

0034: Megamind

[a solar-powered laser starts to activate] 
Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying! 
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE! 
[nothing happens] 
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire! 
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir. 
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP? 

0033: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Jack Sparrow: Have you been there? 
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth? 
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light. 

0032: The Hangover

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. 
Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot! 
Stu Price: I should go. 
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.

0031: Ice Age

Sid: Hey, what's your problem? 
Manny: *You're* my problem. 
Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet. 
Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy. 
Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here. 

0030: Troy

Agamemnon: [approaches king] Good day for the crows. 
Triopas: Remove your army from my land. 
Agamemnon: Why, I like your land, I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too. 
Triopas: They won't fight for you. 
Agamemnon: That's what the Messenians said, and the Acardians, and the Opeians, now they all fight for me. 
Triopas: You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you. 
Agamemnon: I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner. Your best fighter against my best. 
Triopas: And if my man wins? 
Agamemnon: We'll leave Thessaly for good. 
Triopas: Boagrius! 
[cheers from Thessalian army. Boagrius comes out from the centre of the army] 
Agamemnon: Achilles! 
[silence] 
Triopas: Boagrius has this effect on many heroes. 
Agamemnon: Be careful who you insult, old king. 

0029: Pearl Harbor

Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have been. 
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development. 

0028: Pirates of the Caribbean

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. 
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles. 
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. 
Will Turner: What did he use for rope? 
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. 
[pause] 
Jack Sparrow: From my back. 

0027: Iron Man 2

Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band. 

0026: The Road

The Man: You look at him again, I'll shoot you in the head. 
The Gang Member: That boy looks hungry. Why don't ya'll come on to the truck? Get you somethin' to eat. Ain't no need to be such a hard-ass. 
The Man: [pauses, shakes his head] You don't have anything to eat. 

0025: The Road to El Dorado

Miguel: We'll follow that trail! 
Tulio: What trail? 
Miguel: [chopping at vines with sword] The trail that we blaze! 
[the vines fall down revealing a solid wall of rock; long pause] 
Miguel: [pointing] THAT trail that we blaze... 

0024: Repo! The Genetic Opera

Luigi Largo: You're the street physician carving flesh sculptures! 
Pavi Largo: Paint your ass like Rambrandt! Ha! You like that? 

0023: Limitless

Eddie Morra: [to Carl Van Loon] No scenario? I see every scenario, I see 50 scenarios, that's what it does Carl - it puts me 50 moves ahead of you. 

0022: Avatar

Moat: It is decided. My daughter will teach you our ways. Learn well, "Jakesully", and we will see if your insanity can be cured. 

0021: Fight CLub

Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? 

0020: Gladiator

Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena? 
Maximus: You would fight me? 
Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid? 
Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life. 

0019: Zoolander

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. 

0018: 127 hours

Aron Ralston: You know, I've been thinking. Everything is... just comes together. It's me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock... this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It's entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It's been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I've taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the out surface. 

0017: Star Trek (2009)

Nero: James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the USS Enterprise... but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father! 

0016: Taken

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck. 

0015: Batman Begins

Ra's al Ghul: Justice is balance. You burned my house and left me for dead. Consider us even. 

0014: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and... 
[looks at his pocket watch] 
Abraham Lincoln: seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! 

0013: The LIfe Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Festival Director: [translating] That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it? 
Steve Zissou: Revenge. 

0012: The Dark Knight

Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. 
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them? 
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. 

0011: Casino Royale

James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman. 
M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.