Tuesday, September 6, 2011

0058: Armageddon

Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now. 
Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 
Chick: Boy, that's bad. 

Thursday, August 4, 2011

0057: Superbad

Fogell: Oh oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom said we could have the TV from the basement... 
Evan: Shut the fuck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away. 
Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? 
Evan: Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin. 

Thursday, July 28, 2011

0056: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Optimus Prime:We were once a peaceful race of intelligent mechanical beings. But then came the war, between the Autobots that fought for freedom and the Decepticons that dreamt of tyranny. Over matched and outnumbered, our defeat was all but certain. But in the war's final days one Autobot ship escaped the battle, it was carrying a secret cargo which would have changed our planets fate. A desperate mission, our final hope. A hope that vanished. 

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

0054: WALL-E

Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: [Shelby appears onscreen in an old classified recorded message] Hey there, autopilots. Got some bad news. Um... Operation Cleanup has, well uh, failed. Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth.
Captain: [to himself, looking at healthy plant] Unsustainable? What?
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: Darn it all, we're gonna have to cancel Operation Recolonize. So uh, just stay the course, um... Rather than try and fix this problem, it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.
Captain: "Easier"?
Shelby's advisor: Mr. President, sir. Sir! Time to go.
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: [overlapping] Uh, I think - huh? Okay, I'm giving override, uh, Directive A113. Go to full autopilot. Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth. I repeat, do not return to Earth.
[puts on his gas mask and starts to leave]
Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO: Let's get the heck outta here. 

Monday, June 13, 2011

0053: Sin City

Shellie: If you're gonna slug me, just go ahead and get it over with, you sick bastard.
Jack Rafferty: There you go, lying about me again in front of my friends. I have never hit a woman in my life.
[Jackie-Boy hits Shellie in the face

Friday, June 10, 2011

0052: The Green Hornet

Mike Axford: You are blowing this guy completely out of proportion. 
Britt Reid: I will blow this guy in any proportion I want! 

Check out my review of the Green Horney HERE